Good evening my ever faithful followers, and welcome back to the only place in Netherbury that brings to you the truth, presents to you the unexplainable, offers to you a platform with which to express your fears, and gift wraps it all up into a nice, calming yet enthusiastically charming package.
Moving on, all Netherbury pet store owners are experiencing an unusual shortage of newts. They can't say what's happened to the poor little guys, but if you ask me, it can't be a good sign.
And after the break comes our main story. Several missing person reports have been filed with the NPD over the last two weeks…
Good evening my ever faithful followers, and welcome back to the only place in Netherbury that brings to you the truth, presents to you the unexplainable, offers to you a platform with which to express your fears, and gift wraps it all up into a nice, calming yet enthusiastically charming package. Hosted, of course, by yours truly. The Voice of the people out there who are too afraid to speak. The ears of those too anxious to listen, and the eyes of those who must keep theirs covered.
Our first story tonight, neighborhood baker Ms. Sullivan claims that she’s seen spiritual figures near Ashenfalls while taking her dog out for an evening walk. She says quote, “It was eerily quiet, and the moon felt too bright. They were circling the big weeping willow near the lake. You know, the one that never blooms? My dog started whining and I knew I had to leave fast.” Multiple reports suggest that the creatures glide silently as they move and occasionally emit colorful auras.
Moving on, all Netherbury pet store owners are experiencing an unusual shortage of newts. They can’t say what’s happened to the poor little guys, but if you ask me, it can’t be a good sign.
And after the break comes our main story. Several missing person reports have been filed with the NPD over the last two weeks. Chief of Police, Neil Donovan, declared it the work of a serial kidnapper, however many callers have claimed to see red cloaked figures in the areas of the disappearances. This wouldn’t be the first time our listeners have cracked a case before Netherbury’s finest. One anonymous caller said she saw an image of a black bird sewn into the robes, and another mentioned he noticed, “some sort of incense in the air. Perhaps sage,” he thought.
These are dangerous times, but my listeners are brave. And as long as we keep our wits about us, and our radios tuned in...well I think we’ll all survive another day.
We’ll be back after this.